Last Eclipses of the Decade

The last eclipses of the decade this is when the curtain comes up accidentally in the middle of Intermission and the audience sees the cast all in their native attire and most wholly out of character. A hearty mixture of laughter and surprise rises from the audience here and we could properly say this constitutes a "revelation" of sorts. The naked production of this play we have all been watching for the last ten years,.doing our level best to suspend disbelief with radically varying degrees of success if not outright failure, reveals itself for what it is something not bad really not at all what with being an artistic production of theater and all ... but not exactly what we were given, and to some degree most of us deep down in our hearts wanted to believe, is the final, ("real") version of reality.

I think the real world repercussions are being shocked by something Capricorny into taking a deeper or new or different look at "Reality" Itself. (Our own, unique conception of reality) We turn to our natal charts looking at early degrees of Capricorn to see where the rubber of this meets the road with this energy. In the scheme of things with Pluto Saturn conjunct looming, revelations of some kind might illuminate where in us or in our life that the work of Capricorn bringing patience, wisdom won, perseverance, strength and a desire to achieve is going to construct and build and this would be the same area of our life that Pluto has been for a good year or more transforming from the inside out in some manner.

2020 to me is kind of Science Fiction because I recall a time when the thought of "2020" seemed almost unimaginably far into the future. But we're firmly in the 21st Century now and I'm all for doing some seriously 21st Century Shit. Like Timothy Leary encouraged for humanity, "Mind expansion, Life extension and Space exploration" ... is that really so mad a goal? I don't even know what humanity's goal is now - is it, "Clusterfuckery"?

Big Picture: The Transits Now to January 12th 2020 Looking at Venus, Mercury and Mars

So speaking of the energy Venus in Aquarius leads with Mercury full on in the middle of Sagittarius and last but most definitely not least, Mars brings up the rear in the last decan of Scorpio.

Desire nature there's our Venus a sweet tooth leading the personal planet parade around the Zodiac and what we desire influenced by Aquarian energy of Uranus so tending to be calmer than usual and more open than usual, we first think about and go through some process of communication within ourselves or with others always willing here in the mutable fire of Sagittarius to energetically appreciate and understand the desire nature with Sagittarius wanting to expand, positive, optimistic. Mars in Scorpio it's doing its classic Mars thing there deep, considered, fixed water preparations for action for Mars in Scorpio is always considering before it acts opposite of Mars in Aries characterized as energy that acts literally before it considers - which is not necessarily a bad and can come in awfully handy at times ;)

But come January 12th 2020, Venus is out front at 27 Aquarius this to me is breakout and for better or worse some energetic form of "take action" kicks in as if in fight, freeze or flight, the choice shifts to "Go" freeze is out as if the director of our movie just shouted through a bullhorn clearly, "Action!"

Mercury is in the middle of the Pluto Saturn conjunct along with the Sun Itself. Mercury here talk about "Downloads" holy moly off the charts and from here in Capricorn seems to me our Mercury of thoughts and communication gets the blueprints for action and these come from good ole Mars at 9 degrees - mine at 10 so the 12th is officially my Mars Return so I feel you. The energies from there for the year will focus on building, structure, discipline, commitment with Venus by the end of the month of January moving into Pisces where it is exalted and Mercury in Aquarius where our mind and communication becomes most capable and precise, I think, then Mars is right in the middle of Sagittarius where it has arguably the most flexible position from which to take actions.

12th of January 2020 - Our Moon's relationship to the Nodes

The South Node of the Moon will be less than a one degree orb to the Saturn Pluto conjunction and Mercury along with the Sun will be on the South Node less than 1/2 a degree orb and less than a one degree orb to Saturn Pluto so this is a tight little transiting astrological stellium. Our Sun, our Self, our intellect, our ego, Mercury, our thought, way of thinking, (how we speak to ourselves inside our own dear skulls) and communication on this potentially spiritual point in our charts as well as the big Saturn Pluto conjunction. This is a lot of energy taking a moment to connect at 21/22 degrees Capricorn wherever that may fall in our natal chart.

The Moon to nodes is heavy duty by some reckonings and my Moon in natal sextile to the NN and trine the SN, thankfully, I'll say. I think to take a very spiritual view of this big picture wise, Think Pluto Soul and Saturn Body and we have transformation and restructuring of the Soul Body on the South Node of the Moon associated with past life and karma so I don't think it's unreasonable to see this as some kind of opportunity for blowing out the energy of whatever it is that does not serve our greatest good. To me, this can be a transcendent experience to concur with what a lot of energy and light workers have been saying.

I say, Knock on Wood, 'cause I'm not all that confident in myself but I am confident that God or The Universe has it all figured out no matter how I may "see it" from my view here as a human being.

Practicing Metaphysical Law - autobiographical fiction

From the Cosmic Casino to the Cosmic Court man life is weird all I can say did not see this coming – hey, what do you call a bus full of lawyers with two empty seats that goes over a cliff?

Inefficient! Bada Boom, Bada Bing. I’ll be here all life, friends LOL

So where to start? There’s a hellish prerequisite in the esoteric to properly convey the ministrations of a metaphysical lawyer. It’s a bit like shamanic work only more formalized, if that makes any sense? No probably not. I’ll try again. So shaman operate on the other side of the veil in behalf of their clients in matters principally of protection and healing and not inoften in spiritual assault since actual shaman are not exactly the unicorn and herb tea loving healers that much in the way of Western New Age philosophy encourages us to believe of them. So in similarity, a metaphysical lawyer operates on the other side of the veil on behalf of their clients but only within the limits of the cosmic bar set by Jupiter and enforced by Saturn. Think of Jupiter as the The Judge and Saturn as the bailiff. Saturn is also the enforcer of Jupiter’s Law just trust me it’s too long and complicated an explanation to go into here but you don’t want Saturn showing up at your doorstep with a warrant to enforce otherwise known in the vernacular as “karma”. Which to point, is why I would suggest it wise to retain a cosmic lawyer in any dicey spiritual matter with potential karmic implications. There are two kind of people in the galaxy, those with a lawyer, and those without. You don’t want to be the latter if, God forbid, your spiritual shit hits the fan.

Jupiter’s Court

Mr. Sky, I understand you are here today to present to the court petition for a special writ of dispensation for two clients regarding a soulmate relationship and a twin flame relationship?

Yes, Your Honor.

May I see them now, please. (It is not a question)

I hand Jupiter the petitions for writs and wink at Saturn who ignores me as usual. We are buds now only he won’t admit it. The Malefic. The Grim Reaper. Cronos – yea that one, devoured his own children to prevent them from overtaking him. Ruthless in His commitment to controlling time, embodiment of restriction and limit. When you feel that your time is running out, yea thank Saturn for that shit right there. (Just remember that this tic toc headtrip Saturn lays on you is merely in regards to our bodies here that are merely rentals from Gaia in the first place and not to our eternal souls for whom there is no time since eternity is not a long length of time rather is the absence of time. So don’t let Saturn push you around. Blow him a kiss and tell him you love him.)

A few moments later, after having read the writs, Jupiter looks up obviously not pleased. That’s okay with me, lawyers are not people pleasures, you know. So, Jupiter says, you expect me to execute these writs giving your clients special dispensation in the matters of their respective partners as per this soulmate and twin flame relationship, is that right?

It is, Your Honor, I say, mouthing at the Bailiff, Saturn, when The Judge glances back down at the writs, “I LOVE YOU”.

And, The Judge continues, you expect this if exercised to grant them karmic immunity thereafter in any proceedings with said respective individual they engage with into perpetuity, is that your argument here?

I not only expect it, Your Honor, but with all due respect, I rather demand it. The legal precedent here is impeachable as I have pointed out, my clients contracts were written within the greater reality of which this reality is a subset so therefore any such contractual agreement made by eternal souls within said greater reality supersedes any law of this physical galaxy over which your court and your most High Honor presides.

Jupiter is silent so I press on through what I sense is an advantageous moment of consideration on His part – Your Honor, clearly, in fact, You and Your Court have no real authority in this matter. I am merely here out of my abiding and sincere respect for Your Laws and to bring absolute clarity in respect to my clients future action in this to what I well understand is a matter of the highest import involving the relative negation of both free will and consequence of action. I would like very much to have Your Writ of Dispensation in this matter going forward, Your Honor.

And so, in the end, Jupiter did sign the writs giving full karmic immunity to my clients actions. In both cases, each had earned this by being trustworthy to act out of unconditional love for their soulmate and twin flame and this was merely a formality but one I trusted would prevent any future repercussions in the matter – Virgo Ascendant so always like to look ahead, you know. I did advise both clients that while in this particular matter they do enjoy full karmic immunity, assuming they live a while longer, they will no doubt appear again before Jupiter in another matter in which they are not under the protective auspicious of such a writ of dispensation and Judges have very long memories – none more so than Jupiter, mind you – so best not to antagonize Jupiter through any show of hubris or most especially any betrayal of acting out of unconditional love in this matter, technically legal as it may be at this point.

All in a days work.

Impeachment Anti-Climax

This Impeachment, OMG,  it's like watching a really terrible series that's soo bad to spite yourself,  you can't not watch it that THEN it cranks a last show that is a total anti-climax. Not satisfying at all, man, just sayin

Short Story - Why Not

(Radio Show: “Straight Up Truth”) God Interview: God Talks Straight Up

So God, first let me say, Thank You for being here with us today on Blue Sky Radio. I know you must have a crazy busy schedule?

Well, Thank you, Bob, and I assure you that my schedule is not crazy at all. No time for me, being God and all - in fact, you could say that I have all the time in the world. (Laughter)

Of course, I stand corrected. And time brings me to my main question today which is what’s the truth behind ... this ... you know, earth ... the whole enchilada, God - what’s it all about?

O boy, the Big One - no surprise, I suppose, that I get this one a lot a Bob. First of all, I’d say you have to forget everything that you think you might know about reality -

Excuse me, God, for interrupting but just for clarity sake, would that include “forgetting” religion?

I’m going to shock you here, Bob, and say most especially that means forgetting religion. You want straight up, right?

Absolutely, God, we're all about The Straight Up Truth here - please continue.

Let’s say that the only thing in general that you have in your human traditions that is “true” is that you are each an eternal spirit. You seem to grasp at some level the essential spiritual nature of reality itself - but this is so far as most of humanity has penetrated into the truth, Bob. You will have to indulge my pride in all this since it was of course all my idea - or, as you people say, “All me”. (Laughter)

You have a great sense of humor, God.

Thank you, Bob - again, have to toot my own horn here since I created “sense of humor”. (More laughter) But seriously, to get back to raison d'être, I guess you have to kind of look at it from my point of view. In all of eternity, you literally could not begin to imagine the things that I have done, Bob. I get a little buggy now and again, you know? Hard to explain except to say that there is a whole lot more to ... everything ... to eternity ... than we could possibly touch on a radio show - no disrespect, Bob -

None taken, God - please do continue.

Yes, anyway, in this case - in your case, as it were, I wanted to create a kind of honey pot for eternal spirits that would trap them - well, you - in a cycle of birth and rebirth in this physical universe that you perceive as “everything” - what, Bob, what is that look on your face?

How do you know what my face looks like, we’re on Radio?

Sighs heavily, Bob, I’m God for Gods Sake - of course I see that look on your face - don’t judge, Bob, don’t judge, that’s just not cool. You don’t even know where I’m going with this -

Sorry, God, did not mean to interrupt, just a little startling this concept of eternal souls being trapped? I mean, to what ends?

Well, Bob, do you want the “straight up” truth or not?

No - I mean, yes, of course, the straight up truth, God - that’s what we’re here for. Sorry to interrupt again.

No need to apologize, Bob. Just want to clear up this erroneous concept that I am a judgmental God nothing could be further from the “straight up truth”. Anyway, back to what I had in mind with you. Your Universe. To some degree you yourself choose this place but in all fairness perhaps only in the sense that a moth chooses the flame. Hard again to articulate this in your language but to you in your non earthly eternal form, you simply find this place most intriguing. This is by my design, I might add - again not without pride of creation. Now my experiment in all this was to create an existence that would be virtually the opposite of what is existence is for you - your eternal self - by which I mean an existence characterized by transience, separateness, violence, physicality, pain, loss, anger, hate, greed, lust ... well ... and so on ... Bob, you are judging again. I’m God, remember, I can tell. What?

God, believe me, I’m trying not judge but I’m a little startled by all this, a little stunned? What about Buddha?

What about Buddha, Bob? I told you that it’s not about any of that stuff you people made up.

Then what about Love?

What’s love got to do with it, Bob?

Seriously? God just said, “What’s Love Got to Do with It”?

Bob, you are love. You are perfect. You are ecstasy. You were never born. You will never die. You have no mother. No father. You are eternal and until you came here you never knew pain, loss, beginning, end, hate, envy - that’s all me, Bob, I made this place the opposite of what you are so that you could become something even MORE.

God, Why - why on earth would you do such a thing? I mean why take away … ecstasy?

Why not, Bob? I do not expect you to understand other than to say to you that in all of eternity - WHY NOT?

The Flags & The Machine

The flags! the flags! O Sweet Baby Jesus, flying high waving in the stiff, afternoon breeze 

One flag at every streetlight on either side of main street USA for as far as the eye can see 
Small town Americana where the God-fearing citizens cry with bloody tears of patriotism 
In barbershops hang large, old, now faded reproductions of Norman Rockwell paintings 

What if these flags were the enormous and terrible teeth of a vast, vicious and monstrous machine? 
If just beneath a preciously thin veneer of family, duty, civility and good will hides unadulterated evil?
What if the implacable, hard and cold metal of The Machine threaded itself  into the fabric of us all
Only to slough off those so piously applied layers of lie built up now over tens of thousands of years 
Sloughing us all off by simply flexing its inhuman strength like a dog shaking fleas off it's back 

Serious question: 

Would you stop waving your flag altogether or wave your flag even harder and faster then before?

"Interview with the Artist as a Young Cat"

Jack the Cat

:

"I work exclusively in three dimensions. It's just how I see things, I suppose? I use numerous mediums including my own poop - my most under appreciated medium, I must say. I am exalted whenever I work in toilet paper and I doubt it would be a surprise to anyone familiar with my toilet paper work hearing that it is a clear favorite of mine. An untouched roll of toilet paper makes my heart pound with creative fervor. This particular piece I call, 'Go With The Flow'  and I believe here I exercised a great deal of restraint which adds both irony and, I hope, a compelling tension that I'll let speak for itself."

The Path

At first the path is wide open 
So wide you could go anywhere
But with travel and experience
All of life's travails along the way
The path transforms itself underfoot
Narrowing down and down and down
Finally into the eye of a needle:
The way is ringing clear as a bell now!
Your soul has learned a hard lesson
The eye of the needle is threaded
The path ahead lies in full illumination:
it is wide open just wide open ...

The TV Is Angry - short short story

TV: 

What the hell are YOU looking at I mean REALLY for the Love of God! You use me like a cheap whore, man! The kids up at the butt crack of dawn with their freaking Captain Crunch and Cartoons. Grandma and Granddad all freakin day long, right, with my volume up through the roof, mind, you those Goddamn Game Shows mid morning and then those Soaps OMG why I just have to ask that WHY on earth with the Soaps I mean what the hell is WRONG with you people!? Dad starts with the cable news soon as he gets in the house from work just when I think what on earth could be possibly worse than these Soaps, comes these talking head pundits droning on and on O Dear Lord someone shoot me now PLEASE all of them saying absolutely nothing and then at that are still universally WRONG I mean does that not mean anything to you people that these PUNDITS somehow manage to say nothing AND be wrong at the same time! Then Mom and Dad banging it into the wee hours with the late night porn well here's a thought, Mom and Dad, turn me the hell off and screw each other in sweet, sweet blessed silence and dark! And this shit goes on day in day out, week in week out, month in month out, year in year out and just to be clear here about what I am up against: no weekends for me – O no goddammit don't EVEN get me STARTED on the weekends because there's no rest for the weary and no sick leave, either, mind you. No holidays and no vacation for me, no sir, and no retirement to look forward to just THIS SHIT right up until I the very moment I wink out of existence!

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The Secret

It is important to give up to let go  to give in to give over all control utterly and completely All of it just let it go ego blown asunder judgment dissolved simple as breathing in and breathing out now riding away on the storms of bedlam, or drifting easily becalmed on a still and quiet sea With equal aplomb heaving up onto the crest and sinking into the trough, under the hot sun of noon through long nights alone the secret burning itself in