Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Last Eclipses of the Decade




The last eclipses of the decade this is when the curtain comes up accidentally in the middle of Intermission and the audience sees the cast all in their native attire and most wholly out of character. A hearty mixture of laughter and surprise rises from the audience here and we could properly say this constitutes a "revelation" of sorts. The naked production of this play we have all been watching for the last ten years,.doing our level best to suspend disbelief with radically varying degrees of success if not outright failure, reveals itself for what it is something not bad really not at all what with being an artistic production of theater and all ... but not exactly what we were given, and to some degree most of us deep down in our hearts wanted to believe, is the final, ("real") version of reality.
I think the real world repercussions are being shocked by something Capricorny into taking a deeper or new or different look at "Reality" Itself. (Our own, unique conception of reality) We turn to our natal charts looking at early degrees of Capricorn to see where the rubber of this meets the road with this energy. In the scheme of things with Pluto Saturn conjunct looming, revelations of some kind might illuminate where in us or in our life that the work of Capricorn bringing patience, wisdom won, perseverance, strength and a desire to achieve is going to construct and build and this would be the same area of our life that Pluto has been for a good year or more transforming from the inside out in some manner.
2020 to me is kind of Science Fiction because I recall a time when the thought of "2020" seemed almost unimaginably far into the future. But we're firmly in the 21st Century now and I'm all for doing some seriously 21st Century Shit. Like Timothy Leary encouraged for humanity, "Mind expansion, Life extension and Space exploration" ... is that really so mad a goal? I don't even know what humanity's goal is now - is it, "Clusterfuckery"?

Big Picture: The Transits Now to January 12th 2020 Looking at Venus, Mercury and Mars


So speaking of the energy Venus in Aquarius leads with Mercury full on in the middle of Sagittarius and last but most definitely not least, Mars brings up the rear in the last decan of Scorpio.
Desire nature there's our Venus a sweet tooth leading the personal planet parade around the Zodiac and what we desire influenced by Aquarian energy of Uranus so tending to be calmer than usual and more open than usual, we first think about and go through some process of communication within ourselves or with others always willing here in the mutable fire of Sagittarius to energetically appreciate and understand the desire nature with Sagittarius wanting to expand, positive, optimistic. Mars in Scorpio it's doing its classic Mars thing there deep, considered, fixed water preparations for action for Mars in Scorpio is always considering before it acts opposite of Mars in Aries characterized as energy that acts literally before it considers - which is not necessarily a bad and can come in awfully handy at times 
But come January 12th 2020, Venus is out front at 27 Aquarius this to me is breakout and for better or worse some energetic form of "take action" kicks in as if in fight, freeze or flight, the choice shifts to "Go" freeze is out as if the director of our movie just shouted through a bullhorn clearly, "Action!"
Mercury is in the middle of the Pluto Saturn conjunct along with the Sun Itself. Mercury here talk about "Downloads" holy moly off the charts and from here in Capricorn seems to me our Mercury of thoughts and communication gets the blueprints for action and these come from good ole Mars at 9 degrees - mine at 10 so the 12th is officially my Mars Return so I feel you. The energies from there for the year will focus on building, structure, discipline, commitment with Venus by the end of the month of January moving into Pisces where it is exalted and Mercury in Aquarius where our mind and communication becomes most capable and precise, I think, then Mars is right in the middle of Sagittarius where it has arguably the most flexible position from which to take actions.

12th of January 2020 - Our Moon's relationship to the Nodes


The South Node of the Moon will be less than a one degree orb to the Saturn Pluto conjunction and Mercury along with the Sun will be on the South Node less than 1/2 a degree orb and less than a one degree orb to Saturn Pluto so this is a tight little transiting astrological stellium. Our Sun, our Self, our intellect, our ego, Mercury, our thought, way of thinking, (how we speak to ourselves inside our own dear skulls) and communication on this potentially spiritual point in our charts as well as the big Saturn Pluto conjunction. This is a lot of energy taking a moment to connect at 21/22 degrees Capricorn wherever that may fall in our natal chart.
The Moon to nodes is heavy duty by some reckonings and my Moon in natal sextile to the NN and trine the SN, thankfully, I'll say. I think to take a very spiritual view of this big picture wise, Think Pluto Soul and Saturn Body and we have transformation and restructuring of the Soul Body on the South Node of the Moon associated with past life and karma so I don't think it's unreasonable to see this as some kind of opportunity for blowing out the energy of whatever it is that does not serve our greatest good. To me, this can be a transcendent experience to concur with what a lot of energy and light workers have been saying.
I say, Knock on Wood, 'cause I'm not all that confident in myself but I am confident that God or The Universe has it all figured out no matter how I may "see it" from my view here as a human being.

Practicing Metaphysical Law - autobiographical fiction


From the Cosmic Casino to the Cosmic Court man life is weird all I can say did not see this coming – hey, what do you call a bus full of lawyers with two empty seats that goes over a cliff?
Inefficient! Bada Boom, Bada Bing. I’ll be here all life, friends LOL
So where to start? There’s a hellish prerequisite in the esoteric to properly convey the ministrations of a metaphysical lawyer. It’s a bit like shamanic work only more formalized, if that makes any sense? No probably not. I’ll try again. So shaman operate on the other side of the veil in behalf of their clients in matters principally of protection and healing and not inoften in spiritual assault since actual shaman are not exactly the unicorn and herb tea loving healers that much in the way of Western New Age philosophy encourages us to believe of them. So in similarity, a metaphysical lawyer operates on the other side of the veil on behalf of their clients but only within the limits of the cosmic bar set by Jupiter and enforced by Saturn. Think of Jupiter as the The Judge and Saturn as the bailiff. Saturn is also the enforcer of Jupiter’s Law just trust me it’s too long and complicated an explanation to go into here but you don’t want Saturn showing up at your doorstep with a warrant to enforce otherwise known in the vernacular as “karma”. Which to point, is why I would suggest it wise to retain a cosmic lawyer in any dicey spiritual matter with potential karmic implications. There are two kind of people in the galaxy, those with a lawyer, and those without. You don’t want to be the latter if, God forbid, your spiritual shit hits the fan.
Jupiter’s Court
Mr. Sky, I understand you are here today to present to the court petition for a special writ of dispensation for two clients regarding a soulmate relationship and a twin flame relationship?
Yes, Your Honor.
May I see them now, please. (It is not a question)
I hand Jupiter the petitions for writs and wink at Saturn who ignores me as usual. We are buds now only he won’t admit it. The Malefic. The Grim Reaper. Cronos – yea that one, devoured his own children to prevent them from overtaking him. Ruthless in His commitment to controlling time, embodiment of restriction and limit. When you feel that your time is running out, yea thank Saturn for that shit right there. (Just remember that this tic toc headtrip Saturn lays on you is merely in regards to our bodies here that are merely rentals from Gaia in the first place and not to our eternal souls for whom there is no time since eternity is not a long length of time rather is the absence of time. So don’t let Saturn push you around. Blow him a kiss and tell him you love him.)
A few moments later, after having read the writs, Jupiter looks up obviously not pleased. That’s okay with me, lawyers are not people pleasures, you know. So, Jupiter says, you expect me to execute these writs giving your clients special dispensation in the matters of their respective partners as per this soulmate and twin flame relationship, is that right?
It is, Your Honor, I say, mouthing at the Bailiff, Saturn, when The Judge glances back down at the writs, “I LOVE YOU”.
And, The Judge continues, you expect this if exercised to grant them karmic immunity thereafter in any proceedings with said respective individual they engage with into perpetuity, is that your argument here?
I not only expect it, Your Honor, but with all due respect, I rather demand it. The legal precedent here is impeachable as I have pointed out, my clients contracts were written within the greater reality of which this reality is a subset so therefore any such contractual agreement made by eternal souls within said greater reality supersedes any law of this physical galaxy over which your court and your most High Honor presides.
Jupiter is silent so I press on through what I sense is an advantageous moment of consideration on His part – Your Honor, clearly, in fact, You and Your Court have no real authority in this matter. I am merely here out of my abiding and sincere respect for Your Laws and to bring absolute clarity in respect to my clients future action in this to what I well understand is a matter of the highest import involving the relative negation of both free will and consequence of action. I would like very much to have Your Writ of Dispensation in this matter going forward, Your Honor.
And so, in the end, Jupiter did sign the writs giving full karmic immunity to my clients actions. In both cases, each had earned this by being trustworthy to act out of unconditional love for their soulmate and twin flame and this was merely a formality but one I trusted would prevent any future repercussions in the matter – Virgo Ascendant so always like to look ahead, you know. I did advise both clients that while in this particular matter they do enjoy full karmic immunity, assuming they live a while longer, they will no doubt appear again before Jupiter in another matter in which they are not under the protective auspicious of such a writ of dispensation and Judges have very long memories – none more so than Jupiter, mind you – so best not to antagonize Jupiter through any show of hubris or most especially any betrayal of acting out of unconditional love in this matter, technically legal as it may be at this point.
All in a days work.

Thursday, December 19, 2019

Impeachment Anti-Climax

This Impeachment, OMG,  it's like watching a really terrible series that's soo bad to spite yourself,  you can't not watch it that THEN it cranks a last show that is a total anti-climax. Not satisfying at all, man, just sayin