The Multiverse

(The Multiverse)

Off in the multi-verse on a planet a l m o s t exactly like ours ….

From the T.V. series, 24 with Keifer Strutherland:

A clattering of boots on the ground as three swat teams exit three separate trucks spilling out in full combat regalia with guns at the ready. They quickly cross dimly lit asphalt and spread out into the folds of a hundred ship cargo containers.

Man, they need to give Jack Bauer a break - you know like a nice couple week vacation in the Caribbean at least, right?

Yea, yea. Stringing our boy Bauer out 24/7.

They laughed at 24/7, high on this wild Jamaican weed.
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Back on the T. V. a large, black PMC screeched to a halt. Jack Bauer launches himself after the swat teams trailed by two relatively unknown actors? Suddenly, Jack spins to a dead stop - Wait! he screams.

The relatively unknown actors finally stop a few dozen feet past him.

This is too easy! Jack screams. He looks around desperately for the blasphemers - this way! He screams, sprinting full out for the dirty, slow river a hundred yards away.

One of the relatively unknown actors asks as they both begin following Bauer - but Mr. Bauer, Intel puts the blasphemes in on of those shipping containers?

Bauer suddenly spins taking the questioner up by his collar, Dammit! Man! Listen to me because these non believes in our String Theory will spread their filth like a virus to our children! Don’t you get that! They must be stopped - it’s not about whether you and I live - it’s about the welfare of The Status Quo, man!

I may have missed some of it, sir. I think my ears might be bleeding?

Bauer throws the man down on his back and sprints the remaining seventy yards to the shore. As he runs, he called his always pouty assistant and screams, Get the River Police down to my location and put the choppers over the river they’re coming in by boat -

Jack, I got it but - Click.

He had to cut her off because the non believers in String Theory were dead ahead just where he had thought they would be. Bauer got the drop on them and took the three ringleaders along with the two man crew by himself. They didn’t put up much of a fight, but scientist seldom did, really?

The other relatively unknown actor stayed out of the limelight.

Get me the President, Jack screamed into his earpiece to his pouty faced associate at headquarters.

I will Jack, but -

I have to go, patch her through asap - click.

Just as Bauer gets President Palin, the oldest blasphemer cries out defiantly - but it is not heresy! It is scientific fact - The String Theory simply does not work!!!

The outburst is rewarded by a hard and solid punch in the face and silence.

I’m sorry that you had to hear that, Mrs. President - I wanted you to know myself that we have them all in custody.

If you were here I’d give a big ole wink, Jack. But job well done.
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Wow, just hearing that kind of crazy shit kind of creeps me out, man. I think they like take that stuff from reality, too? He passed the last of the Jamaican over.

Yea, yea, bro. Pure arrogance that kind of nonsense like we’re the only universe around or something?

I hope they fry those maniacs.

Yea, yea, pull a Jack Bauer on ’em.