I know The Universe fairly well, having discovered one of his Fav hangs outs, a little dive outside of Santa Fe, NM along the Rio Grande River, where at least back in 2009, He could be found drinking most evenings and we became besties for a while there.
It's been a process with old "U" because He's not easy to be friends with, not gonna lie! He's a bad drunk but I don't judge, no, I mean He has a lot of on His shoulders, man, more than we mere humans could possibly understand what with this earthly governor limiting our material minds here. The trick with The Universe, if you want His help, is to catch Him in that slim window-of-opportunity when He's perfectly drunk (happy-drunk) but before the booze turns bad on Him and if you can hit Him up right in that sweet spot, He's pretty forthcoming and quite the blubbering sweetheart, really. You don't want to bother Him much for favors when He first starts drinking because He's focused on getting drunk, but then, if you wait a beat too long and He drifts further into His drunkenness, He can be quite an asshole, no doubt about it - a dangerous asshole not to mince words. Your simple request for say, true love, could end up being a bad wreck totaling your car - or worse, man, worse ... messing with The Universe once He's past that sweet spot is playing with fire, take my word for it!
This is why some more spiritually minded folks might suggest letting go of these "Intentions" altogether - O I know heresy in the New Age Age! - and instead praying to God simply something along the lines of, "May God´s Will Be Done".
But at Bad Angel, we do not judge for some may be undergoing a strongly Pluto/Scorpio influenced incarnation and they may well need to dance with Plutonic Power but if that is the case, take this advice to heart and maybe the odds will be a tad more in your favor when you throw those Cosmic Dice, guys.
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